This page will contain various favorite quotes from Karl's characters, as well as quotes from Karl himself. The page will be updated as often as possible.
"Each event in our lives is part of a great plan. There are no accidents..only destiny.".....Julius Caesar
"Break her legs!".....Julius Caesar
"A brave man dies only once. A man like you dies a thousand times."....Julius Caesar
"How could you do that?! That's way not fair!"....Cupid
"When you get to be my age, going to bed takes on a whole new meaning.".....Cupid
"Don't go there!"....Karl
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."....Karl